It’s so cold -
The politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
The Global Warming Research Scientists’ ship got stuck in ice in Antarctica, in the Summer.
People are wishing Global Warming really was true.
It’s freezing the horns off the billygoats.
Lobsters, on their own, are jumping into boiling pots.
Two beagles with jumper cables were trying to get a rabbit started.
Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.
Richard Simmons is wearing pants.
Frosty the Snowman got frostbite.
My shadow froze to the ground.
An prison escapee turned himself back in, just to get warm.
Sheep are demanding their wool back.
A house caught fire and firemen couldn’t convince the occupants to get out.
Polar Bears are showing up in Hawaii.
Milk cows are giving ice cream.
Teenagers are pulling their pants up.
A 32nd degree Mason was down to 15 degrees.
A cop yelled, “Freeze,” and the criminal did.
-David R. Brumbelow, Gulf Coast Pastor, January 29, AD 2014.